Funniest conversation I've had in a long time.

(Background - I've been teaching the kids a song called "I love my lips". One of the lines goes "On the day I got my tooth, I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth. She had a beard. It felt weird." Gross I know - but funny. And they love it. So they laughed about it and we talked about how most women don't have beards.)

MS: Come on, do you guys know any women that have beards? (K - I did ask)
P: My mom had a beard.
MS: Oh?
P: Well, she did. But my sister cut it off with scissors.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

I laughed for a long time about that one. Almost as hard as when one of my students forgot to wear pants to school.