At least they make me laugh

H:  When I grow up I want to be a lady man.
Me:  Um, what exactly do you mean by "lady man"?
X:  It means he wants to be a man that looks like a lady.
H:  No it doesn't!  It means I want to be a man what likes too many ladies!
Me:  You don't want to be a husband?
H:  No.  If you're a husband you have to have kids.


K:  M has a crush on me.
Me:  It's probably because you're so cute.  And especially because you're so nice.
K:  Yeah.
Me:  Do you have a crush on him?  He's a cute boy.
K:  No.  I don't like kissing.
Me:  You're six.  You shouldn't like kissing.
K:  Probably I will when I'm a grownup.
Me:  Do you have a crush on anyone?
K:  I have a crush on C (C has an awesome mullet that has gotten pretty long)
Me:  Really?  On C huh?
K:.  Yeah.  I guess I'm just a girl that likes long hair.
Me:  We all go through that stage.